by Ms. Sophia of www.wakeupsexy.com
Did you know that mornings– Monday mornings, in particular –are the times when most men have heart attacks? Doctors don’t know for sure, exactly, what causes it. But the theory is that it’s because people are under the largest amount of stress in the morning. And then, being awoken from a nice, sound sleep by the loud, obnoxious sound of an alarm clock surely can’t help matters, either.
The reason that I bring this up is to let everyone know that Sexy Wake-Up Calls from LDW ladies aren’t just fun and erotic. They’re also pretty healthy, too!
I mean, think about it. If one of the (theorized) causes of heart attacks early in the morning is stress, then waking up to a hot phone sex call is certainly going to help you reduce your stress level. And even if you’re not specifically worried about your heart, reducing the amount of stress you’re under from the get-go is going to make your entire day better, to say the least.
First of all, the ring of a telephone is so much more pleasant than the awful blaring of an alarm clock. Especially when it’s waking you up first thing in the morning. The fact that you know who’s on the other end when it rings, and what answering that call will bring, is only going to make it better.
And then, of course, there’s the “sexy” part of “Wake Up Sexy!” Everyone knows that masturbation is a fantastic stress-reliever. And when you can do it with someone else who enjoys talking about the same naughty things that you enjoy talking about, that makes the whole experience even better. A mind-blowing orgasm does a lot to make you feel better, after all. And the better you’re feeling when you roll out of bed, the better your day will be, too.
Naturally, I- and all the other LDW ladies- want you guys to be as happy and as healthy as possible. So that’s why we offer this wonderful service. All you have to do is set up your erotic wake-up call the night before. After that, we’ll take care of the rest for you. Imagine waking up to a beautiful woman whispering filthy things in your ear. Not to mention, helping you get off before you even get out of bed.
Pair that with an automatic coffeemaker that brews your coffee for you before you get up. So that it’s ready right when you walk into your kitchen. Make no mistake, I think you’ve got the recipe for a fantastic morning. Everyone at work will be wondering what’s got you in such a good mood lately… but it’ll be our little secret, of course!
So let’s ensure your continued good health for years to come by waking you up the right way. Request whatever you like- role-plays, fetishes, domination, and so on. You’ll love every second of it, and best of all, it’s good for you!
Can you think of a better reason to give it a try?
Need help waking up?
Call a WAKE UP MISTRESS this morning!